SO...where the heck is this baby?!?! This is getting borderline ridiculous. I'm BEYOND READY to have my baby girl and I do not understand what the freakin hold up is. Aaron is constantly monitoring the time between my contractions and for some reason they are getting farther and farther apart instead of closer together. I think I might be pregnant for the rest of my life...
I am swollen and water logged beyond belief. I have a bubble butt, thighs that are touching each other and my face is now so swollen I need to use twice the amount of foundation as normal. No one ever told me this was going to happen! What happened to my expectation of gaining somewhere in the ballpark of 10- 15 pounds, still fitting into my jeans and wearing a bikini less than a week after I delivered? All I know is that I better get back into shape before Christmas otherwise I will never hear the end of it from my brothers!
I've also become one of those ladies from Texas...You know what I am talking about. They have perfect nails, hair and makeup to cover up for the fact that they are the size of a whale. Just to prove my point, here is a picture of my perfect manicure. Even my fingers are bloated and they hurt when I bend them! And I do have a thumb, it just didn't make it into this picture.
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